Apr 2 2007

April Fool’s Day

April Fools’ Day or All Fools’ Day, though not a holiday in its own right, is a notable day celebrated in many countries on April 1. The day is marked by the commission of hoaxes and other practical jokes of varying sophistication on friends and neighbors, or sending them on fools’ errands, the aim of which is to embarrass the gullible. In some countries, April Fools’ jokes (also called “April Fools”) are only made before noon on April 1st.[1] It is also widely celebrated on the Internet.

Take from : Wikipedia

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Apr 23 2006

Ntah Ape Apa Ntah

Seorang boss entah macam mana mood dia
memang baik
sungguh pada hari nie..Sesiapa yang nak minta
balik
lima jam lebih awal hari nie dia kasi tapi alasannya
mestilah munasabah. Haaaa!!alasannya mestilah
pasal
sembahyang ajer! Tau-tau macam tu ader 4 orang
pekerja
bawahan datang mintak balik awal..

Pekerja 1 : A’kum Boss, bulih saya pulang? Saya
balik
nak sembahyang kat rumah boss, leh tak?
Boss : Tak boleh!!!Kat sini kan ader surau,
sembahyang jemaah lagi, lagi banyak pahalanya..!

Pekerja 2 : Saya bulih balik awai kut Boss?
Bosss : Hang apa pasai:
Pekerja 2 : Saya nak balik tengok anak saya

sembahyang zohor ker
tak? Ntah-ntah dia ponteng?
Boss : Tak boleh balik, hang telefon saja bini hang
suruh dia
tengok!

Pekerja 3: A’kum Boss!
Boss: Ha? pasal pulak ni?Nak balik awal gak ker?
Pekerja 3 : Errrrr!!Yer boss, boss baik!!he..heee!

Boss: Alasan apa lak ngko nie?
Pekerja 3 : Saya nak balik sembahyang orang
mati..Ada
orang kampung saya ninggal pagi tadi, nak
sembahyang
jenazah…!Boleh kut boss yer pulang awal?
Boss : Tak bolehhh!!!Itu fardzu kifayah jer!Orang

kampung lain yang ramai tu boleh
sembahyangkan. Doa
kat sini pun boleh!!Dah!Pergi buat kerja

Pekerja 4: A’kum Boss! Saya nak balik awal boleh
tak
ari nie?
Boss : Naper?
Pekerja 4 : Isteri saya telefon, dia kater dia dah

boleh sembahyang!
Boss: Yer ker? Ha! Kalu gitu awak
baliklah…Kesian
awak dah seminggu nunggu!!!
Pekerja 4 : Ima Acih Boss!! hihihihih


Apr 17 2006

Monkey me Monkey you….


A Bihari hat-seller who was passing by a forest decided to take a nap
under one of the trees, so he left his whole basket of hats by the side.
A few hours later, he woke up and realized that all his hats were gone.

He looked up and to his surprise, the tree was full of monkeys and they
had taken all his hats.

The Bihari sits down and thinks of how he can get the hats down.
While thinking he started to scratch his head.

The next moment, the monkeys were doing the same. Next, he took down
his own hat, the monkeys did exactly the same.

An idea came to him, he took his hat and threw it on the floor and
the monkeys did that too. So he finally managed to get all his hats back.

Fifty years later, his grandson, Laloo, also became a hat-seller and
had heard this monkey story from his grandfather.

One day, just like his grandfather, he passed by the same forest.
It was very hot, and
he took a nap under the same tree and left the
hats on the floor.

He woke up and realized that all his hats were taken by the monkeys
on the tree. He remembered his grand father's words, started scratching

his head and the monkeys followed.

He took down his hat and fanned himself and again the monkeys followed.
Now, very convinced of his grandfather's idea, Laloo threw his hat
on the floor but to his surprise, the monkeys still held on to all the hats

Then one monkey climbed down the tree, grabbed the hat on the floor,
gave him a slap and said

Guess What they monkey said????????

"You think only you have a grandfather issit??

Hehehehehe...

               

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